So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
MIDGETS
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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