can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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