i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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