Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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