i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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