Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i think i have herpe
just one?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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