sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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