we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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