But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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