i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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