Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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