i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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