he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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