So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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