I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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