Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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