But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize