I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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