at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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