I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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