yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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