Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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