so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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