You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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