No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Damn victory sex feels great
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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