well most of my day revolves around power hour
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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