my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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