i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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