ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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