so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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