I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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