in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Fuck me I smell like cheese
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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