I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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