I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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