Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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