I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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