we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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