Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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