you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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