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  genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.

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  So for us it's double that?

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  Precisely.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was like giving head to a cactus.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could

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  well, that escalated quicky

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.

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