Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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