how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
