The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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