I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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