Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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