Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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