i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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