doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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