Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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