Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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