Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
did you just send me my own nude
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
We are all done wearing pants today
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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