to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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