You can't special order awesome
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
