Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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